no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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