you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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