Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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