I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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