ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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