I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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