How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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