i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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