did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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