I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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