Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Randomize
