You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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