some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
they're like a gay fantastic four
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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