I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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