Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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