...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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