i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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