i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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