Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
What drink are we having for lunch?
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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