Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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