i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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