dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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