when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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