He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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