Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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