But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
so much tequila, so little girl.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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