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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
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I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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