How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
