So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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