alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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