normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
