dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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