what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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