normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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