I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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