maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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