i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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