hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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