Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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