And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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