We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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