Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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