Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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