i need an iv and a liver transplant
zippers are such a cool invention
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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