this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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