yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I love having hate sex.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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