If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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