I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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