just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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