i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I think i got beer on your cat.
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