i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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