Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
ok first of all what the fuck
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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