no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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