i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Dick very happy bro
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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