there was a trapeze. enough said
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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