just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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